General Assembly
Security Council
| People: | 6,982,519 |
| Zombies: | 148,092,964 |
| Dead: | 859,233,546 |
| Survival Rate: | 0.69% |
The Republic of Random antiderivative 37 is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The quiet, industrious population of 155 million Random antiderivative 37ians, 148 million of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Random antiderivative 37ian economy, worth 46.4 trillion dxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,730 dxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Random antiderivative 37's national animal is the integral, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Random antiderivative 37 is ranked 143,906th in the world and 212th in ETU ETJ Lovarpia for Nudest, with 129.25 cheeks per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Random antiderivative 37, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, a speech a day keeps climate change away.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Random antiderivative 37, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
